"Hello everyone and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." Said Abby, beginning a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria.
"Because we're getting ready for the 25 Days of Christmas Prep in Animalia," said Malice, "Today's episode is going to be a little shorter than usual, but we'll still do some coverage before helping with the prep."
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"One of the things to look forward to in Animalia is the Great Snow War." said Travis, reading something from the Seasonal Section of the official Guide to Animalia."
"It's a less accurate adaptation of the Western Front of WWI, which focuses more on the fun of a snowball fight than the history of WWI." said Sarah.
"But because of how artillery played a large part of WWI," said Simon, "Here's Athena Shepard doing some coverage of the snowball launchers." At that, it shifted to a clip of Athena showing how machines that would look great in a WWI museum which were actually more like compressed air cannons designed to launch snowballs.
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"One of the 'new blood' that will be competing at next year's IAC would be Stanly, a white Sturgeon Animalian that was uplifted recently as part of Animalia Aquatica. Jenny 'Jen-Jen' Jenkins is doing an interview with him." said Abby, before shifting to the interview of what would be the biggest freshwater fish in Animalia. Most of them were standard questions that were asked of either uplifted or converted Animalians, but one was relatively new."
"What else do you do when you're not training for either the bodybuilding or powerlifting competition?" asked Jen-Jen, not really minding her new nickname, and doing her best not to stare at Stanly's scaly bod.
"I'm one of those who are helping raise awareness for their endangered 'relatives'." said Stanly, not really knowing why Jen-Jen was looking uncomfortable.
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"While Venus and Xochitl (or Xochi for short) were originally planning to spend some time at New Zerzura on their own, ASM (after learning about it) decided to do a photoshoot 'field trip' as Maggie called it for showing off ancient Egyptian fashion. While Goldbond has both Venus and Xochitl for their new skin products, Venus is going because she wanted to know more about Egyptian reverence of cats, while Xochi is a near perfect image of the female versions of Anubis that are seemingly to be more preferred these days." said Sophie.
"I've seen art/comics of why this is popular is because male amateur archaeologists find a temple to Anubis and plan to steal a treasure from said temple and turned into female 'avatars' of Anubis to teach them respect. Sometimes it's accompanied by Anubis materializing to enjoy his new guardian/priestess." said Roland. At that there was a clip from the 1997 movie Anastasia where Vlad collapses facedown on the desk he and Dimitri were using while Dimitri crosses off another name off the list while saying "Oh brother."
"Anyway, part of the field trip is not only to showcase females in traditional ancient Egyptian royal clothes, but also to showcase males in similar garb." said Sophie, rolling her eyes as Jessica tried to keep herself from showing her blush through her fur at the image that what Roland had said going through her head. "Mainly because males, and especially pharaohs, were often depicted as having broad, strong shoulders and rather skinny waists in their artwork, even if that wasn't what real pharaohs looked like." At that, Stewie's famous "Say whaaat!?" clip played.
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"Well that's all the time we have for today." said Abby, wrapping up the current episode, "See you all next time in the Wilds of Animalia."