The psycho santa stood there clutching a fire axe, the red glow of the burning mall backing him as he flared his nostrils in anger.
"Oh hey! Santa! St. Nick! Papa Noel! Listen this is a huge misunderstanding...." Colin awkwardly grinned and explained as the fake Santa approached him "I'm sure you're a reasonable guy so let's just put the axe down and-"
Colin jumped out of the way as the axe slammed into the ground. Colin kicked him in the chestnuts and shoved him into the blaze. Santa rolled along the ground in panic as Colin stole his axe and slammed it clean through his neck.
"Keep the change yah filthy animal." Colin quipped as he walked away from the rising fire.
A bunch of elf bimbos saw the whole thing and gasped and expressed their shock and anger.
"OMIGAWD! He killed Santa!"
"Christmas is ruined!"
"THERE HE IS!"
"GET HIIIIIIIIM!"
"OH COME ON!" Colin yelled as the elf bimbos began chasing him down.