"Try me."
"It would be like trying to explain a novel to a fruit fly!"
"It fell out of your pocket didn't it."
The wizard suddenly fell very quiet.
"And your little secretary here is clearly your work too. Anything else I should know about? Any of this furniture used to be people."
"No, of course not!"
"Right then. That's about all I think I need. I'm heading back to make my report. Stay out of trouble, and let's try to keep the number of breasts in this office level until this gets sorted out, deal?"
Against my better judgement, I handed the pen back, urging the wizard to keep it somewhat safe. This was all a huge mess, but at least the company could probably get out of any payouts. I headed back to write a formal report, trying to ignore half the office making out on my way.