"Colin!" the faker bellowed.
Everyone turned to him, including Lori.
"WHAAAAAT?! Me?! That's crazy!" Colin huffed.
"Is it now?" fake Santa asked.
"Yes! I had nothing to do with that heinous act!" Colin declared with his chest puffed out.
"Then what was that little tune of yours, hmmmm?" the psycho asked.
"I don't know what you're talking about." Colin huffed with confidence.
Then "Santa" sang a tune, a little something his "elf" overheard as she passed by the custom t-shirt store, and witnessed a certain someone dunking a sweater in blue dye.
"Dunkin' in a Christmas sweater,
Deep in some blue hue,
Makin' it something better,
Almost as if it were brand new.
Gonna dry this in the dryer,
Shrink it 'til it's fitting,
Out of the pan, into the fire,
Because I suck at knitting.
I really trashed that snowman,
Gonna have to whip up a little lie,
Because my life is a biiiiitch,
Better cover up this dye."
The gloves Colin had on were yanked off, exposing the bright blue all over his hands.
"I can explain!" Colin pleaded "She asked for a Christmas Sweater, but they were out of sweaters, so I tried to make one, but I don't know how to knit, thenIsawthesnowmanandI..."
"Elves!" Santa commanded.
Two bimbos pulled down their tops and strolled over.
"No, wait! I'm sure we can make a deal! I'll make a new snowman!" Colin desperately pleaded "With a voicebox that sings and everything! Please don't do this! Please! No! Noooooooooo!"
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Ending: Callie the Elf.
The others looked on as the pair sucked his dick and forced him to drink tainted breastmilk. Lori covered her eyes as Colin's dong retracted and two round mounds pushed out of his chest. His waist pinched in as his... her hips and butt bulged out as her lips plumped up.
"Noooo! I don't wanna be a bimbOHHHHHHHHHHHHH....." she moaned are her breasts hit size DD and her flowing, raven black hair stopped growing at the middle of her back.
"OH MY GAWD, SANTA!" Callie cheered as the elves took her away and got her all dressed up. She giggled with glee, bouncing her boobies just to hear the bells jingle. Now she could hang out with her sexy elf besties making cookies and getting lots of presents wrapped up in cute paper!