"Dave, I need to borrow you."
"Again, Jase? Last time you borrowed me, you jerked off in me?"
Jase said, "And you absorbed all the cum and kept me clean and fresh all day. Listen, I have a meeting again with the Anderson account. The only reason they're doing business with me is because I impressed them by wearing a human suit but human suits are expensive."
Dave said, "That's because there are so few that can stay permanent."
In truth, no one could stay an object permanently. The Guinness book of world records had Peter Randolph listed as holding the record for staying an object the longest but after three years, he too became human again. So when people referred to someone as staying permanent, they meant that the person had changed legal status so that when a permanent object became human again, he was still legally an object and expected to transform back into an actual object as soon as possible. Dave's brother Dorian had become permanent even though he said he would never become permanent. Dorian attended a party and for some mysterious reason, everyone at that party decided to become an object permanently. That was five months ago and Dorian has been a water fountain since. Dave visits his brother regularly but Dorian can't speak or explain why he changed his mind.
Jase said, "You make a better suit than any permanent anyway. The people of the Anderson account all think so."
Dave remembered their hands all over him commenting on what a fine weave Dave had. Although anyone could become an object, some people made better objects than others. It was a combination of things like physical attributes, personality, and relationship patterns that determined what kinds of objects and what quality a person could achieve. Everyone seemed to think that Dave made a wonderful business suit or formal tuxedo. Dave didn't know whether to take that as a compliment or not.
Dave said, "Yea, I know I'm a good suit. If I'm going to be a suit, I might as well be the best suit I can be. Alright, you can borrow me."
Jase said, "Thank you." and reached his hand down Dave's pants to fondle his "zipper". Dave's penis seemed to always become the pants zipper no matter how hard Dave tried to arrange himself differently.
Dave said, "Wait, not while I'm human."
Jase said, "You've already given yourself to me. Why should it matter that you haven't transformed yet."
Dave said, "Because I'm not a permanent. You're only borrowing me for the meeting today."
Jase said, "Well the meeting isn't until next week. I want to borrow you for a whole week."
Dave asked, "What are you going to do with me for a whole week?"
Jase said, "I've set up a photo shoot today for the magazine Popular Objects. They're running a contest and if you win, you will become rich and famous. You'll go on tour showing off your talent for millions. You might even land your own reality t.v. show like Peter Randolph did."
Dave said, "But Peter Randolph is a permanent."
Jase said, "You don't have to become a permanent for Popular Objects. You just have to make occasional appearances. Wouldn't it be fun for the President to wear you at his next party?"
Before Dave could answer, Debbie came by with an arm full of baking supplies.
Jase asked, "Did Phil volunteer to be the decorating tools for the birthday cake again?"
Debbie said, "Phil thinks it's the closest he can get to feeling like he has multiple cocks."