Colin took a deep breath and threw the ball at the basket, his teeth clenched in anxious anticipation. His whole body was shaking like jello at the sight of that basket.
Could he make it?
Could he?
COULD HE?!
The ball hurdled through the air before bouncing off the basket and hitting an "elf" in the face.
"Woah, bummer dude." Otto said as he started walking away.
"I was warming up!" Colin said as he grabbed the ball and threw it again.
Again it bounced off the basket.
"One more time!" Colin shouted.
And again the ball bounced off the basket.
"Look it's fine, you can try again tomorrow..." Otto said.
"There won't be a tomorrow for me without those shoes!" Colin shouted.
Otto sighed "Alright, my burrito can wait... Take the shot, dude."
Colin threw the ball again and again, but no matter what angle, how hard or soft he threw it, or the place he threw it from, it bounced off the basket.
"Welp, I'm callin' it a night." Otto yawned.
"No, I've got it this time!" Colin pleaded.
"It's 9:30, time for me to feed the taquitos and hit the hay." Otto replied.
Colin's heart just about stopped: he had twenty minutes to get a gift and get it over to the Christmas tree.
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"In short, no Jordans... but I got these nice socks." Colin awkwardly smiled.
Everyone just looked at him.
Especially "Santa", who was talking to one of his "elves" right at that moment.
"As valiant as your efforts were, you still failed to get his present. I'm sorry..." fake Santa said as his two of his bimbos grabbed Colin.
The gamer was pinned down and stripped bare before the elves drug him out of sight.
Once all the presents were unwrapped and everyone was satisfied (or at least pretending to be), Santa smiled and warmed up.
"My, what lovely gift giving... I think this calls for some gingerbread... and my newest elf is here to deliver it." fake Santa said as she stepped out from behind him. The blue eyes and inky black hair confirmed that this DD rocking bombshell in nothing but an apron and an elf hat with ears was once Colin.
"Thanks Santa. Eat up everyone!" Cailin grinned as she handed out the treats.
After that, she gave a cookie to fellow "elf" Cindy.
"It's good for your first time..." Cindy said while chewing, "If only I had some millllk."
Cailin said no more and whipped out her left breast, moaning as the warm flowed from her teet past Cindy's lips.
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Game Over: Not those are some hot cookies.... get it? Because... yeah, I'll just go.