"That's it show's over folks, I hope you enjoyed," I say as I jump off the stage. "Now can you please return Officer Butz to me?"
I looked through the crowd and found Ms Butz on the ground, covered in dirt, her hat was missing and her long hair was pulled from her bun. "Wow they really did a number on you," I commented as I picked her up by the hair and brushed the dirt off her.
"Now your little show's over, I order you to put me back on my body and accompany me down to the station," Ms Butz yelled.
I grabbed her but the hair and brought her head up to eye contact with me. "Aww that's cute, you think you have power still. I won't be giving your body back, I think I like you as a head," I teased as I dangled her side to side. "I also like the idea of having a police officer."
I looked over at the box with her body and her police horse and didn't know what to do with them. They were both too big for me to carry, though I could always wish them away. However toying with Ms Butz even more by taking her back to the police station just to rub in the hopelessness of her situation did sound like fun.
I took Ms Butz body out of the box and slung it over the saddle of the horse before making all my 'magic' equipment disappear and then I took her horse, body and head back to the station.
"Arrest this kid!" Ms Butz demanded as she saw the other officers. "He cut my head off and is trying to kidnap me."
"Are you crazy, Officer Butz? That kid has full immunity if we arrested him, we'd be breaking the law. So I'm sorry but you're going to have to put up with whatever he has planned," one of the other officers replied.
"Yeah Ms Butz, didn't you know I have complete immunity," I teased as I handed over the reigns of the horse's saddle. "Just returning these to you boys. Sorry I had to take Ms Butz, she was being a pain in everyone's ass."
"It's alright kid, you know the law, you can do anything you want, we're not allowed to stop you."
"That might be the case but let me repay you for taking Ms Butz. Her body can stay on the force, I just want her head," I explained and then muttered under my breath, "I wish Ms Butz's body had a mind of its own."
I smiled as her body came to life, acting as if it was normal for her not to have a head. I also glanced at Ms Butz's head as her eyes rolled up to look at me. She surely heard my wish. I then waved the officers goodbye and headed home.
"What the hell was that, you wished for all this?" She asked.
I just smirked and ignored her for now. She might know how I'm doing this now, but it's not going to make a difference for her.
When I got home I saw that I was the only one there and I wondered what to do with Ms Butz. I figured she'd make for a nice trophy over the fire place for now, so I wished for a wall mount, tidied her up, fixing her hair and putting back on her police hat before putting her up on the wall.
"Enjoy your new home, oh my mother's going to love this."