"..transform" Jennifer said reluctantly.
"All right!" Kyle said in an upbeat voice. "For your transformation, you will become extremely suspectible to sicknesses. It'll be like all the fears of a germaphobe have come true. You'll get a new disease whenever you do something you could call unhygienic. Like shaking a hand, touching a doorknob, or not washing your hands enough. Don't worry though, you won't be catching any real diseases. In fact you'll be completely immume to them. Instead you'll catch a random made up disease that I've written down in the booklet in front of me right now. If you're nice enough to me I might erase a few, but I could also add some nasty ones.
Doctors will be able to remove your diseases but it'll be painful and humilating. No one else will be aware of your diseases and how you're getting them, but if you're somehow incapitated they'll be patient enough to let you work around your new handicap. And since I'm feeling generous, I'll make it so you can find a description of every disease you have on the internet. Good luck and try not to get sneezed on." -click-
Jennifer tried to disregard the phone call, but as soon as she picked her other sock off the dirty floor..