Dan came to with his face in the dirt. He had tripped and fallen pretty hard while he was running. Confused, he stood up. He heard laughter behind him. Turning around, he saw his friends from school pointing at him and laughing. Jen was there too, giggling at his fall. Next to Jen, he saw a boy lying on the ground who appeared to be dressed as a dog. The boy was painted as a Dalmatian from head to toe and had a bit a resemblance to a kid he liked to pick on, Billy. Confused, he put on a look of self-assuredness and growled, "Alright, alright. What's going on here?"
"Nice moves, Bozo!" Yelled his friend, Tom. "It looks like you'll fit right in with your new job at the circus. I like the rainbow hair; it brings out your eyes!"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?" Dan hollered. "I'm not joining the circus; I just tripped over a rock in the ground. It could've happened to anyone. What are you all staring at? And why is Billy curled up over there painted like a mutt? SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!!!"
"Dude, look in the mirror," said Tom. "Jen got you good. She trapped you in that booth and clowned you. Honestly, I'm not surprised with how much you've been picking on her, you kinda had it coming."
Dan turned and looked in the mirror on the side of the photobooth. "WHAAAAAAT! HOW! WHAT THE FFFFFF DID YOU DO TO ME!?!" he screamed. "I look ridiculous! I've been painted like a clown, and this wig looks atrocious!" He pulled on his rainbow colored hair. "OWWW, this isn't a wig?!? You dyed my own hair like a clown?"
"Yeah, I did. Payback's a bitch huh?" Jen teased. "To answer your questions about what's going on: you are a terrible person. You have always been a terrible person. Today you tricked Billy here into walking into the photobooth, and then you transformed him into a dog with body paint for a whole year! I got tired of dealing with your shit, so I gave you a permanent career re-assignment. You get to be a clown, forever. You will be forced to juggle and do magic tricks and paint little kids faces with WASHABLE face paint. You will trip over yourself and make a complete ass of yourself for the enjoyment of others. You will make little children giggle and smile. You will be the complete opposite of your former self."
"I'd never do that in a million years!" Dan screamed. "Gimme that!" He snatched Jen's half full water bottle and splashed it on his face. Rubbing his face vigorously, he mumbled, "I've had enough of this. I'm gonna wash this off, and then you will PAY!" After a minute, he wiped off his eyes and looked in the mirror. Nothing had changed; his face was still painted like a clown, with the red nose, big goofy smile, and the triangles around his eyes. "NOOOO!" Dan whined. "This can't happen to me!"
"On the contrary, you WILL do this," said Jen. "I have a little insurance policy." She waved the remote. "First thing's first; give me the remote in your back pocket," she said while pressing the yellow button. Begrudgingly, Dan handed her the remote that he had used to control Billy. "Now," Jen said, "Get ready to feel like a clown." She pushed the black button on the remote.
"No!" Screamed Dan. "Don't you dare! Ahhah ... ha.... HAHAHAHA! I feel silly! Help! Stop this! HAHAHA. Jen started pressing the + button to turn up the effect. "Hey guys! Look at me!" Dan found a unicycle laying on the ground nearby. "Look at what I can do!" He mounted the unicycle and started riding around them in circles. Jen hit the + button a few more times. "Stop this!" he screamed. Dan pulled plastic balls out of his pockets and began juggling while riding the unicycle. "Jen, I hate you!" he hollered. As he circled the group for the fifth time, the wheel of the unicycle hit a big root in the ground, and Dan flew headfirst into the dirt. Everyone started laughing at his ridiculous state. Getting up, Dan had a forced smile on his face. "Darnit! I used to be angry before. I liked being angry; I hate seeing people who are happy. Now you've forced me to be happy! I feel like laughing all the time. My face hurts from smiling so much. THIS SUCKS!"
"We got tired of you spreading your misery. Now its time to get to work! I hear them calling your name in that tent over there. I told them to expect a new member today." Jen pushed the white button and turned the remote all the way to the max.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! AAH AHHAHA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bubye girls and boys!" Dan said in a goofy voice. "Bozo has to go now!" He mounted the unicycle and rode over to the rest of the clowns.
"Well, that was an exciting day!" sighed Jen. Come on Billy, lets get you out of here. I think I'll take you back to my house for now. "Come!" she commanded, pushing the white button on your remote. Obediently, you follow her to her car.