Dave dares to give an answer, hoping to please both girls. "Well, to be fair, you two are both attractive if you ask me. Just that in very very different ways. Erica, you're beautiful, and Dodger, well you're...handsome! I like your shirt, it looks good on you and it would look good on me. That's...kinda cool!"
Erica makes a malicious laugh. "Seriously Dave? You like this chubby dyke better than me, your slim, sexy girlfriend??"
"Erica, sheesh, quiet!" Dave tells her implusively. For some reason, even though she was pretty angry, Erica felt compelled to shut up immediately... "Erica, I didn't say I'm attracted to her, I said she looks good. You are my girlfriend, and it's you I love of course. Now, tell Dodger you're sorry for offending her!"
Erica appeared confused for a second, then she looked Dodger in the eyes and said "I'm sorry, Dodger. Please forgive me!"
"Ok, apology accepted Erica."
Dave smiled at the quaint little scene before him. He was about to take Erica by the arm and go about their business when suddenly Dodger called to them "Hey guys, well you know what I just thought? If it's ok with you two, how about......."