Evan finally managed to hit his intended target. A red parrot with red, yellow, and blue wings.
There was yet another flash similar to the first. At first it looked like nothing changed, then you noticed your bones getting longer and weaker your shirt rips as it tries to contain a design of human not ment for it. You drop the remote as your hands morph, becoming closer to bat wings, then you feel a tingle in your shoulder as small red feathers start sprouting along your long skinny arms, they become larger the further down they go, till finally your red feathers turn yellow, then blue at the bottom.
Once they are done you examine your new red feathers, taking off your shirt to view we’re human and bird meet. You start flexing them experimentally to get used to the feeling.
You look over at the parrot and noticed it trying desperately to flap doll sized versions of your arms in vane. You almost felt bad, but you couldn’t complain now that you had the wings you’ve always wanted.
It was then that you noticed a problem. You can no longer lift the remote because you don’t have hands.