Even bends over and barely manages to get the remote in his mouth.
"God I never relised how hard it is with out apposable thumbs" he thought to him self
He awkwardly walked around with a remote in his mouth, darting his eyes around to see that no one was giving him more than a second glance.
"Huh I guess this thing alters reality too then..." He thought but then *click*
*flash*
"Uh oh" he said aloud dropping the remote. He quickly relized that he had hit the random button. He looked around and noticed the changes... He had a swans neck, a head of a pidgeon with a beak of a duck, still had parrot wings, a penis tongue, a body of a chicken with human DD sized breasts, a cows udder, a peacocks tail, an osteriches legs, and a human vagina, and now he was fully naked
He relized now that he could hold the remote with his wings now which is good he looked around, no one gave him a second glance... I guess he was still human? But then he felt like he had pleasurus pressure building up. His tongue was fully erect sticking out of his face, pre-cum dripping into his mouth making him more horny
"Mhhmph~~~" he said aloud
"I gotta get to that milking station fast!" He thought and sprinted to the building that said "Milking station for people"
"Thats odd.. That wasnt there befo-" he stopped him self mid thought "What does it matter i have to get myself milked now!"
Next he....