"Help me shame this fucking kid." I said. I am a stranger to the class of embarrassment in this generation. What I considered embarrassing in the olden days might be a fad today. And so I need a local's help in the matter.
"Shame a kid? Don't drag me in with one of your antics Leon. What you did to the last kid was bed enough." He said.
"Not someone. I meant me. And I'm not Leon."
"Ha Ha." Ian mock laughed. "Maybe I am your latest victim huh?" He grabbed me by the collars and raised me in the wall with great difficulty. Leon seems to be heavier than he looks.
"It's the truth. I'm not Leon. I'm a ghost sent by Henry to shame this asshole."
"Henry?" Ian said. "The son of the owner of the Direwolf cave?"
I nodded.
"The one trashed my a monkey?"
I shrugged my shoulders. Henry did say that he left this school because of a monkey. Maybe that was it.
"Well, I am not convinced. Do something that Leon wouldn't do?"
"I don't know this guy. Any suggestions?"
"Say 'I suck cocks'"
"I suck cocks." I said with no hesitation.
"Wait. No. That's too easy. How about you touch my cock?"
"You touch my cock." I said it the same way as before.
"No. I mean you do it literally."
Oh. I feel so goddamn stupid.
I moved closer to him and dug my hands inside his boxers. My fingers fumbled around inside. It was warm and definitely moist. I grabbed something fleshy and thick. I squeezed it and gave it a good pull.
"Ow!" Ian flinched. "You aren't Leon alright."
"Just like I said."
"So you want to shame the guy. Revenge for Henry correct?"
I nodded.
"You could make a sex scandal? That's a quick way to get him shamed. Or run around the school naked. Maybe get all girls angry at you by grabbing their private parts. Fuck! You could even do your sister."
"Ian. You're suggestions are excellent. But I would like to say that you have a sick mind."
"No offence taken. So what do you want to do?"