He scooted over to make room for her in the curved booth. She sat down and smiled. "Thanks for inviting me to join you" she said.
"My pleasure!" Roly Poly said with a smile. "What's your name, dear?"
"Jenny" she said with a smile.
"Well, Jenny, do you believe in Magic?" the clown asked
"Like card tricks?" She asked with a curious glance.
"Nah, the real stuff! Cause' I can do real magic. It's why I came out tonight to have some fun with some humans who might be interested in trying it out?"
"What do you mean real magic?" she asked.
"Well, mostly I can change people into clowns and clown-related things." he said with a smirk as he pulled out his bag of tricks. "For example." he said as he pulled out a pair of flip flops and a very small whoopie cushion and set them on the table. "Ask the shoes." he said.
"Ask me what?" said the cartoonish face on the sandals. "Oh, about being transformed? It was so much fun! I love it. I might want to change back soon though, Roly Poly."
"Nonsense. We haven't even been to the beach yet." He said.
"Oh yeah!" she said excitedly. The whoopie cushion on the other hand chirped happily as the woman investigated and pressed her, the loudest "THRUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPP" she had ever heard came from the lips of it.
"THANKS LADY, THAT FEELS SO GOOD. BOSSMAN, SHE SEEMS NICE." said the loud voice of the cushion.
"Teeny Whoopie here doesn't remember being human, but that's because she wanted the full Whoopie Cushion Experience." Roly Poly admitted.
"This is...crazy." Jenny said looking at the clown and at the small little piece of rubber.
"So, would you like to try some of the magic?" he said.
"Perhaps we..."