Jack decides to open the door, to recieve the pizza he's longed for! As Jack opened the door, the Pizza Delivery Guy screamed in surprise. "W-What the hell?!" he shriked, "W-What are you?".
"Didn't see that coming, did you?" the Tanuki smirked to himself.
"No!! You're a human-sized Raccoon!!" the Pizza Delivery Guy shouted, still reeling from shock. "I'm actually a Tanuki," Jack corrected, "Raccoon balls are much smaller."
The Pizza Delivery Guy looked down at Jack and noticed the light fur that cobered his testicles, he looked back up, "I didn't need to know that, Tanuki man." he stated, deciding it'd be best to ignore the fact he's an anthropomorphic tanuki, not that he knew much of a difference between tanukis and raccoons.
"The more you know..." Jack replied as he handed over a $20 bill, "Here's your twenty dollars."
The disturbed and surprised Pizza Delivery guy turned back so that he could get to his car, he turned around to see Jack wave, he then drove away, shuddering as he remembered the size of Jack's testicles, and the fact he was a Humanoid Tanuki.
Jack burst into laughter, "That guys face!!" he laughed, before locking the door, before anyone were to spot him, and returning to the living room. He set his pizza on his coffee table and went to lick the spunk off his TV so that he could watch it.
When he opens the box, a beautiful pizza is displayed before him...