Unbeknownst to Smut and her little friends, a car was rolling into the motorpool.
"You just had to go all action hero in that car chase, huh?" Officer Maisie Peloushi told her partner.
"How was I supposed to know that fruit cart at the farmer's market was gonna suddenly roll out in front of us?!" Officer Vickers asked.
"Seriously Miles, I can't keep covering for you with these stunts of yours!" Maisie yelled in frustration.
The smoke rushed out as the patrol car sputtered to a stop.
"Well, there goes my Spring vacation in Tahoe." Maisie sighed.
"Oh come on, it's not that bad." Vickers smiled.
"Not that bad?" Maisie asked.
"Yeah, we can..." Vickers was cut off.
"NOT THAT BAD? NOT THAT BAD?!" Maisie yelled.
"This is beyond bad! The car's busted, we wrecked Twelve-Hundred dollars worth of produce, and we let the perps get away!" the officer yelled as she slammed her face into the dashboard.
"You were right, mom." she said "I should've looked into accounting."
The last couple of calls had gone pretty badly.
If Maisie was lucky, all she'd get is a week's suspension.
"We'll get him next time." Vickers reassured, "Now let's get this mess fixed."
As they stepped out of the car, they noticed how quiet it was....
There were no sounds of power tools, or channels on the TV, or anything.
"Wasn't Edgar supposed to be in today?" Maisie asked.
"Yeah, I had breakfast with the guy this mornin'." Vickers said.
The whole shop was still.
Except for that one sound they could hear.
It sounded like... moaning?
"What the-?" Maisie muttered as she noticed something going on inside another squad car.
The pair walked up quietly, and timed their approach.
1...
2....
3!
"Freeze!" they both yelled as they raised their guns at the trio making love in the squad car.
"Ooooooh, feisty. I like it." Nasty purred as she set Edgie's legs down.
"We said freeze!" Maisie yelled, "You're under arrest, come out with your hands up!"
"Now, now... can't we just relax and talk it out." Smutty sensually purred as she slipped out of the car and strutted up next to Officer Nasty.
"Freeze! Or we'll shoot!" Vickers yelled.
"You'd shoot another officer?" Nasty asked, feigning an alarmed voice.
"You don't look like any officers we've seen at the station." Maisie coolly said.
"Now what did you do with our mechanic?!" Vickers asked.
"You mean Edgie? She's taking a nap in our car." Smutty smiled as she pointed to the woman moaning as she laid on her back.
"Alright, I'm puttin' you under arre- Hey!" Vickers yelled as his own cuffs were locked to his wrists.
"Miles! Get off him you bitch!" Maisie swore as Smutty grappled her to the ground and knocked the gun out of her hand.
"Naughty, naughty girl." Smutty cooed as she spanked the cop on the spot.
"Get off of m- *Murph*?" the weighty police woman gasped as Smutty's lips made contact with hers.
"Maisie, what's... *HURRRRRMPH!*" the black cop yelled as Nasty lip locked him, too.
The cops writhed as the kiss changed them.