Welcome to the store for all your children’s needs. As you can see, our selection of items range from clothing to toys to food and many more items. If you can’t find something that would work for your child, ask any worker for the “adult” selection.
Want a pacifier that’ll automatically hush your crying baby, we have that.
Tired of washing clothes with food stains because of your messy eater? We have a thing for that too.
Want your significant other or teenage son or daughter to behave and show love to you in the form of their child self, we have items for that.
In the front of the store, we will have some magical item that’ll work for any child that are an age between newborn and 12. If your child is older than that, ask for the adult selection.
If you bought something and don’t like the change, return it along with who ever got affected by the object to have the magic reversed.
Trust me, we have everything for everyone.