When most kids have an allowance, they tend to spend it on useless junk. Food, toys, electronics that they won’t use after a week. These are just some of the junk stuff they’ll buy.
For me, there has been something I’ve wanted since I entered high school.
My name is Jon, and I’m a 16 year old male at Atomsvill High School. I’m a straight A student, captain of the robotics team, and I’m single but never ready to mingle.
Ever since I was little, I was the center of attention with all my family members. I got presents, cuddles, surprise tickle attacks, and just love in general. After my little brother was born, he got all the attention.
After a few years, I’ve taught myself to just let him have the attention, knowing that it’ll end soon with another sibling. Only problem with that is that my parents decided to just stop having kids.
So, what does any teenage boy decide to do in this situation?
Yes you are correct, they figure out how to regress and gain all the attention!
I’ve saved up my allowance for a new phone, but after passing a children’s store, I decided to wait it out on spending my money.
I went to this store many times to see who goes in and out. To my surprise, it’s just normal mothers and their kids. Only surprising thing is that some adults with go in, and leave with their significant other missing, but a small child replaces them.
After a few days, I decided to go in the store. My nose hasn’t smelled baby powder or diapers in forever, so entering the store brought a wave of nostalgia.
“Welcome to our store! How may I help you?” A woman appeared out of one of the aisles to greet me. She was a blond woman with a light blue shirt and khaki pants. Her shirt had two tags. One being her name, and the other saying “manager”.
“Oh I am just looking around.” I pretended to act like I was looking around by grabbing the nearest object.
“Did your mother send you here to get your sibling’s diapers?”
“Excuse me?” I abruptly asked, before realizing what I was holding. “Sorry I didn’t realize what I was holding.”
“It’s alright. May I ask why you’re really here?”
“Well you see, I notice some people walk in, and they don’t walk out. Only little kids walk out of this store in their place.”
“And do you want to be the same as them?”
“Well, I don’t know yet, maybe.”
”How about you follow me!”
The manager leads me to the back of the store at a door labeled ”No Children Allowed!”. She unlocks and opens the door, and leads me inside.
I expected just storage boxes of extra things, but I was wrong. There was another store back here, but for anyone who isn’t a child.
“You’re a teenager, correct?”
“Yes ma’am I’m 16.”
She then stopped in front of an aisle. “Go ahead and look for what you like! If there isn’t something you like I can give you an item for free.”
I looked at the aisle we were on “Teenage: Boy”. Down the aisle were boxes of diapers that I’ve never seen before, toys, shoe boxes, clothes, and pajamas. Looking at each one, I noticed that they all had a label for them.
“Ma’am!” I cried out. The manager walked over to me, “what do these labels mean?”
“You see, it’s what magic the object performs.”
“Magic? That doesn’t exist!”
She grabbed a light blue shirt with dinosaurs on them and told me to hold it. The shirt felt normal, but the second I put my hand inside I felt all warm and comfy.
“That shirt allows you to relax regardless of the temperature or condition you’re in.”
“This does feel nice, but I sort of still don’t believe you.”
She grabbed a box of diapers. They had both a teenager and a toddler on them. They had the shirt, hair, eye color, and different sized diaper.
“If you don’t believe me after this, I’ll give you the box for free.” She hands me the box and tugs me toward a fitting room nearby. She pushes me inside a room and closes the door. “The instructions are on the box!” She tells me.
I look around inside the fitting room. There is a bench, a mirror, and a few knobs on the wall. I lay the box of diapers on the bench and read the directions.
1. Have your child undress completely naked waste down
2. Ask them to put on a diaper. Their design is similar to the underwear they wear, so it’s easy to put it on
3. Once they have the diaper on, wait
4. The second the diaper is used, your child will transform
5. Don’t worry about diaper changes! This new and improved diaper will eliminate any usage in the diaper.
6. There are three diapers, with different transformations of regressions. Be careful
Below the instructions were 3 images of the diapers in the box. A camouflage diaper, a blue and white stripped, and just a plain white diaper. The camouflage diaper had “physical regression”, the blue and white stripped one had “mental regression”, and the white diaper had “both physical and mental regression”.