Just as they were about to try to take Joe home and put her in the back yard a man in a spiderman shirt stuck his head around the corner. I hear you need a place for this prime bovine.
Now this man looked a little like a nerd, definitely not like a farmer but he insisted that he had acres of land for the cow to graze.
He said he wouldn't charge them for transportation and upkeep and it sounded like the perfect solution.
Anna took him up on the offer and soon Joe was on her way to the ranch.
Anna got the spiderman's address and came out to check on Joe in two days. She seemed happy enough. But she was beginning to drop more and more into the mind of a cow. Her words got fewer and fewer and Anna became very concerned when she went for a visit he next week.
I got to get that witch to work on the transformation faster. Anna flew out of there and it was a week when she came back. There was Joe wandering the fields eating and mooing. And Anna looked into her eyes and tried to see if there was an comprehension.
Oh this is not good. Anna said.
It was a couple weeks later when she came back to the ranch with the potion but she couldn't find Joe.
Where is she Anna was in a panic.
Oh she is right here. The spiderman took Anna to the back of his house. And there he opened a freezer full of beef. I took her to be slaughtered. Here is your half.
Slaughtered? But that was my friend you weren't spose to slaughter her you were spose to take care of her till I came back with this.
What do you think we do on a ranch with cows. We fatten them up for their beef.
Anna collapsed in tears looking at her friend.
Your cow was very tasty. Had a nice steak last night.
Anna looked up at him in horror and got up backed away and left as quickly as she could.