The next person in line was a pregnant looking teen with a jar of pills. You asked "So how can I help you?"
The young woman said "Just look what these fountain of youth pills did to me and my husband!" You could only assume how old they normally were, but you could guess that her husband had probably consumed more of the pills than she did.
You repeated "So how can I help you? Are you trying to do a return or get back to normal or something else?"
The young woman yelled "Both! A refund for these pills and to make my husband back to the way he was and out of my gut!"
"Did you bring the receipt?"
A Co-worker next to you, A woman in her twenties with blonde hair, said "Considering the pills are both opened and used, even with a receipt all we could do is an exchange and not a proper refund. Secondly can we see the jar to read the instructions?" The disgruntled customer startled grumbling and gave your co-worker the jar to which she read and said "Yeah, we really shouldn't turn you back to normal."
The young woman nearly yelled "What do you mean?!? Lo-"
The Co-worker out volumed her "LADY!" then brought her voice down "On the back of the packaging it reads that the youthness wears off after about 3 hours. If we did turn you two back to normal you'd start to age rapidly, then you would have to come back, we'd have to turn you back to normal again. It's just easier for everyone involved for you to go back home again and let the changes wear off. If your worried about giving birth that will happen either way. If you need help our women's bathroom has a section specifically to help deliveries."
"Hold on did you say 3 hours?" the young woman's stomach was starting to grow, and she started to run/waddle to the bathroom to make a large delivery.
You said "Well that worked itself off... kinda. So we can only do the returns with unopened stuff, and exchanges at best with everything else?" Your Co-worker nodded and you said "Thanks, my name-"
She said "Don't really care, not even sure you'll last long."
"Well what should I call you?"
"Janet, now we've got a line to tackle so... NEXT!"