The door opened, and Chad's teammate Dylan entered. He looked at the mattress, and whistled, "So Rico did it. That's the happy ending mattress alright," then he closed the door behind him, peeled off his shirt, and opened his backpack. He looked up, and said, "Chad, I'd know you anywhere. Rico's an idiot, if he doesn't realize all the players will recognize their quarterback even if he is a sex mattress now." He shook his head.
"Duh, luhn? Tank gud, ooo hur to hulp? Muh dick uhn cunter," moaned Chad.
"Yeah, I'm here to help. I cannot have everyone know that they're fucking our star player. You'll be worthless to the team except as a sex toy when baseball season starts. So I brought some stuff to help. Didn't expect Rico to emasculate you, but that's probably for the best. A week as sex table will be hard on you, but I think you can take it."
"Wuhk? Nuh, tooooo duhz."
"Two days? Oh, well, I talked to your brother Brad, and in exchange for his college football team using the happy ending table, he arranged to have you "stay with him for a week". Give you a tour of college life, at least from the perspective of horny football collegians. Heh, heh. Now here's a bottle of leather dye, it may make you look like you overdid it at the tanning salon when you turn back, but it should help conceal your identity from the team mates. I also have a nice super sticky label to cover up your distinctive tattoo. Seriously, why would Rico leave that where everyone could see it. Oh, well, you're lucky my dad's a dentist. I've got some novocaine for the tongue and mouth of yours and some muscle relaxant for your ass. You really don't want want the team to know that you're a fuck tool do you? They will expect you to behave that way after you're human. This way only Rico and I know, and so we'll be the only ones using your holes."
"Whu-?" Chad started to say, but a syringe emptied into the base of his tonue. "Ooo!"
"Yeah, now for some topical, and that should pretty much shut you up for the rest of the day. Then I can get to work darkening your hide."