Chad could only make unintelligible moaning noises thanks to the anesthetic, and Dylan whistled while he worked staining the leather bench evenly as if it were just a leather upholstered bench, and not a human being, let alone his good bud Chad. He managed to apply three coats of stain, and a sealant before the door burst open, and Rico started to panic.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Rico shouted.
"Saving your and Chad's asses," Dylan explained.
"Wha- wai- uh? Chad?"
"Dude, Chad would be talking up a storm, except for some dental anesthetic I applied. Do you honestly think, none of his teammates would recognize his skin tone? So I stained and sealed him, to make him unrecognizable. Oh, and I got you 88 more customers, and a week to operate."
"Wait - more customers, a week?"
"Yeah, Rico, Chad's bro Brad will cover for Chad's disappearance. Officially, he'll be hanging out with his brother's college teammates. And in truth he will be, as they will be coming here to get their happy ending massages. This will give Chad a chance to perfect his cocksucking, and such. And with his anonymity guaranteed, only you, me and Brad will benefit from his new skills."
"Uuuuuuuuuh," managed Chad.
"Wow, that anesthetic really works, I have no idea what he's trying to say."
"Anyway, U;m going to get cleaned up. Enjoy a steam, and then I'll be back for my happy ending massage. Oh, and Chad," he said putting a firm hand on the mattress and pushing down, "I expect you to swallow everything, no sloppy seconds for me. If your mouth has anyone else's cum in it, when I use it, I will piss and shit in your mouth. Understand?"
Chad's gasp of terror was answer enough for Dylan. He gently patted the mattress, and said, "Good, Chad, glad we understand each other."
"Wait, how did you find out that the happy ending mattress was Chad?"
"Duh? You did all your research in the library, anybody who stood behind you could read what you planned to do to Chad. Oh, wait, I almost forgot. The stain helped hide his tattoo, but it's still visible. So here is a specially printed label that says "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law" and it will cover the tattoo perfectly. There!"