"Oh, I like that one!" Derrick heard the female voice but did not even turn around until a hand slapped his bare rump. Startled, he turned around to find a young woman grinning at him. "The centaurs are going to good later, but I'll need to work my way up. You are just right!" She slid a hand over his equine crotch, causing the heavy black shaft to begin awakening. "And I love the eyes! Stallion in all the right places!"
A few people were watching, and the unexpected advance had Derrick confused. The attention and even the public groping did not bother him, but he didn't understand why the woman was coming on so strong. "Umm, can I help you?" His voice was a little rough, even that carrying trace of equine whinny.
"Can you ever! Come on, Trigger! You are gonna be my first ride in this amusement park!" The woman grabbed his hand and tugged him back towards the main desk. "They are setting up my room now. We'll go straight up. You can carry my bags and then show off that magnificent black tool of yours."
Realization dawned even before they got back to the desk. She thought Derrick worked for the hotel! The look on the receptionist's face as they approached the desk said it all - she was both amused and flustered. Before the receptionist could speak, Derrick grinned and said...