"Let's say... 40." She said smiling. "After 40 jumping jacks you can move freely but not wish your clothes back on."
"Mmmm Cmmmm Nnn" I tried to protest.
"Next time you tell the truth young man, and don't you go wishing away women's clothes again" She said wagging her finger as she turned and ran down the street. Her butt jiggled as her bare feet pounded the pavement and I was reminded of why I had accidently wished to see her naked.
She was still within a block of me when I felt my muscles untense and time start flowing again. I immedietely began jumping but instantly got distracted by the sheer weirdness of my perdicament. Jumping naked is awkward. My penis was flapping around, my feet stung on the sidewalk pavement and my heart was already racing even though I had only done about.... Dammit I lost count.
"Holy shit, that man's naked!" Yelled a guy my age across the street. A couple walking a small dog near him turned to stare. The guy shook his head and carried on but the woman stared at me for a moment before turning.
All the while I kept on jumping. Must be near say 25 by now? My lungs were burning and sweat broke out across my brow and chest. I tried closing my eyes to concentrate but that only made me more aware of my poor cardio.
"Hey you! Get the fuck outta here" someone behind me snapped. I couldn't see who said it but it was male and angry. I must be near 35 now... 36 ... 37 ... 38... WHACK!
A broom slammed into my ribs. "Ahhh Dammit! I'm going!" But I could only continue to jump. 39... 40... 41... shit I am further behind that I thought. 42... WHACK!
"I said to fuck off you literal asshole!" He shouted this time stabbing me in mid jump. I crumbled forward and scrapped myself off the rough sidewalk and ran in the same way as the woman. I didn't make it far though. My mouth was wide open heaving in air and my right calf was cramping up.
A car full of woman passed by and I could make out the amusement on their faces as they pointed at me, the exausted naked dude. Whack! That ass threw the broom right into my lower back sending a shock wave of pain through me.
I fell forward again and slowly picked myself up and began a half jog down the sidewalk. Maybe I can use my ring for something other than clothes...