I wish everyone who seems me running naked is instantly humiliated too.
The ring went warm so I took a second to stop my jog on the sidewalk and breathe. A woman in her early 20s exited to the bookstore I was in front of and stopped dead in her tracks. Her eyes widened and she opened her mouth to say something but all that came was a drawn out "ahhhhhhhh" as her face started twisting and her free hand went between her legs before turning her whole body away from me. It took me a few more seconds to realise she was having an orgasm.
My penis came to life and with great relunctance I pried my eyes away and continued forward before it could get any harder. Another block went by before a man got out of his parked car on the street, saw me, and peed his pants.
I turned another corner and an middle aged woman in her forties had her clothes go skin tight revealing a chubby figure. I turned down my street and passed an athletic store with a rather fit couple looking at mannequins in swimsuits. When they saw me their clothes blew away to reveal a red speedo and white bikini matching what the mannequins had on. The man who looked to be some kind of body builder was sporting an erection and quickly tried stuffing the penis back in the tiny swim suit. The girl who could have easily been a model with a slim body and long dark hair looked down to see she had way too much hair.
The white bikini only served to highlighed the pubic hair sprouting from her groin and her armpit hair was longer than her boyfriends. In vain she started trying to tease her new hair back into her swim suit but both of them stopped fidgeting to stare at me as I passed by still nude.
Man this is a busy town I thought. I got to my apartment door but had no keys. I wish this door was unlocked. Click! I swung it open and headed for the elevator through the empty lobby and pressed the up button repeatedly. Ding! The doors opened and thankfully the car was empty. I jumped and hit floor 8 then the door close button non-stop when I heard footsteps rushing from the parkade hallway. Shit.
Before the doors could close a hand jammed in between them and my neighbour Jenny forced them open and entered with groceries. She then stood starring right at my naked body as the elevator finally closed.
"Umm what the fuck are you doing" she looking me up and down. I covered my half erect penis with one hand and said
"I.... have no idea" sheepishly. I noticed Jenny nipples had pushed out a full inch and she dropped her groceries to grab her b cup breasts. Confusion crossed her face as she let out a massive and completely unsexy fart.
"Oh my... sorry... I" she started.
"Jenny stop looking at me. The more you look the worse it will get" I said but she didn't look away and instead just furrowed her eyebrows trying to understand.
"I masturbate with cucumbers!" she blurted leaving her nipples and slapping both hands on her mouth.
"Jenny close your eyes!"
"I don't know why I said thay. Sorry I just oh no..." her body shuddered as her nipples push out again and her clothes vanished. Ding! The doors swung open and I turned Jenny around to face away from me and started marching her up the hallway.
Her hands were busy teasing her nipples. "I can't.... stop. I'm gonna.... oh no... my grociries are still back in ahhh... Ahhh... AHhhh...." No time to get to her door so I barged into mine just in time to see her pinch and pull a nipple and roll hee eyes back as her mouth went into a beautiful O shape.