Thinking of all the things you could do with the remote you spot a fire hydrant.
You didn’t know why. Maybe genuine curiosity, maybe part of your dog subconscious instincts, maybe the desire to test the device. To see what it would be like to be an inanimate object.
But regardless the reason you pointed the device at your self. Pressed the button. Then the old red fire hydrant. And pressed again.
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You immediately regretted your decision. There was a great pain of pressure inside your body. It your butt was a pipe going straight up and into your body. Your organs were gone. Replaced by rushing water, and something keeping the water in with great pain.
You didn’t focus on what was around you. Only keeping your pressure contained in your body.
Your skin was covered in flaky rusting paint, and your legs were crossed. You tried to stand up and get the pipe of rushing water out of you. But found your legs were bolted to the concrete.
You wanted to cry out in pain. But some instinctual part of you knows if you open your mouth all the water will come rushing out and that would be bad for some reason you didn’t fully know.
So you kept the water pressure inside you. Naked and bolted to the side walk as people pass you by not even knowing you existed in this state. Trying your best to resist bursting open and letting the water inside you flow our...