"Yes, sir, I'll see what I can do to - uh, enhance your trophy," Arthur said putting Chad under his arm, as he exited his boss's office.
"Fine. I'll leave it to you. Just have the paperweight back on my desk by tomorrow morning. I have several important appointments scheduled, and I want it prominently displayed. Now send in Miss Brookes, I have to dictate some letters," Chandler said.
"Yes, sir!" Arthur nodded curtly, turned and exited. As he passed the secretary's desk, he said, "Miss Brooks, get your steno pad and get in there."
Miss Brooks glared at Arthur's back, got her tablet, pen and went into Chandler's office.
Arthur headed to his cubicle, then changed his mind, and ducked into a supply closet. He made sure no one was nearby to overhear. Closed the door, and held Chad up to his face, grinned and whispered, "So Chad, you really are a total dick now, and you're all mine."
Then he started to giggle and giggle and giggle.
Chad was terrified.