It was a $2000 money match at the old gym by the greasy spoon.
Gloria had been tipped off that two of these ladies had a special drink; and with it came an opportunity for some easy cash.
"Ladies and gentlemen, here it comes! It's time for a Cougar Crushinnnn'!" an announcer yelled as the crowd cheered.
The cheering subsided to just one voice "Yeeeahhhhhhh, cougar crushin', woooooooooooooo!"
Jojo wondered why everybody was staring near her seat when she realized Tabbi was flashing her nips to the ladies in the ring.
"Yeahhhh... cougar crushin'...." Jojo awkwardly smiled while getting Tabbi's shirt back on.
"What is wrong with her?!" Gloria whispered.
"She slipped some beer from the concession stand." Jojo replied.
"Yeah, some...." Gloria said as she watched the blonde drool on herself with a dopey grin.
And so the match started.
"In the red corner, we have the marauding mothers, the angry abbesses, the Nasty Nuns!" the announcer called as two old bats in cheap nun costumes stepped up on stage.
"Oh man, four old ladies smackin' eachother around? This'll be good." Jojo chuckled.
"And in this corner, former Women's UFC Champions Maulin' Molly and Shreddin' Shelly?!" the announcer said as the herculean women stepped into the ring.
"Holy shit!" Jojo yelled, "You hired them?!"
"Nah." Gloria said, "My girls are up next."
The bell rang and the crowd gasped as the nun themed wrestlers got doubled lariat attacked before being supplexed into a winning slam.
"Wow, this is the fastest round I've ever seen!" the announcer yelled in shock.
"Come on bub, bring in some more fresh meat!" Molly yelled with a flex that made Tabbi flash her tits again.
"Ahem, well... new to the ring are the Ebony twins of evisceration... please welcome... Muscles and Flex!" the announcer said.
The old gym threatened to come crumbling down as thunderous footsteps filled the air.
"What the hell is that?" Jojo asked as two looming shadows approached the ring.
From them emerged 8 foot tall monsters of women, skin as dark as their muscles were bulging.
They roared like angry lions as they stared down the wrestler lovers.
"3...2...1.... GO!" the announcer went.
Molly tried to pin Flex, but was grappled and slammed into a railing, her nose bleeding from the impact.
Shelly tried to lariat Muscles, but was put in a choke hold and pile-drived into the ring, making the whole arena shake.
"Prize money here ah come!" Gloria cheered as the pro wrestlers were slammed into eachother, "Ah need mah camera for this."
"Wait up!" Jojo yelled as the whole building shook.
Molly and Shelly were thrown into eachother, before being slammed into the floor by the ebony monsters.
"Ten... nine...." the announcer started.
"This is crazy!" Jojo yelled.
"Eight...seven...six... five..." the announcer counted.
"The only thang crazy 'bout this is all that money Imma bout to rake in!" Gloria replied as she dragged Jojo in with her.
"Four... three.... twoooooo..." the announcer said with a pause, his jaw dropping like his microphone.
"And one, come on! What's takin' so looooooong....." Gloria said as she looked over.
"What is it?" Jojo asked.