"Oh y'all gotta be fuckin' with me!" Gloria yelled.
"What do you mea-" Jojo began to ask.
She jammed the bottom of her shirt against her face to stop the blood pouring out her nostrils.
Tabbi was passed out on the bench, not flashing a thing.
She was the only one NOT showing her breasts to the fighters!
The whole crowd was full of wild, topless women hollering at the fighters.
Wide nips, small nips, tan nips, pink nips, all of them hard enough to cut glass.
"What the hell is going on?" the referee asked as a man downed a beer right before a nice rack popped out of his chest, "I've gotta get out of here!"
Jojo ran after the ref and pinned him against the wall with the kiss, trying not to puke in her mouth.
Gloria grabbed the mic right as Molly and Shelly broke out of the grip.
"Come on you two, ah've got a prize to win!" she bellowed as the titanic twins were knocked to the ground.
Shelly and Molly did some spinning punches to soften the titans up for the final blow.
"Come on babies, get up! Get up!" Gloria called as the wrestlers soared at them.
A slamming "THUD" shook the air as the ebony titans fell to the ground.
"Give me that!" A brunette in a baggy ref uniform snapped at Gloria.
The bimbos threw their bras into the ring as the ref declared Molly and Shelly victorious.
"Just like old times." Shelly said as a frilly pink DDD bra hit her in the face.
"Eh, more or less..." Molly commented.
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"How the fuck did this happen?!" Gloria asked herself as she handed over her bet money.
"I maaaaay have left Tabbi alone at the snack stand while I went to the bathroom." Jojo confessed.
"You did what?" Gloria asked.
"I had to take a shit! I didn't see the cashier before I left, all I know is that Tabbi was eating out a fatassed blonde chick behind the counter when I got back!" Jojo replied.
"Well you just cost me a thousand dollars." Gloria glared.
"At least you have those two scary chicks?" Jojo said.
"Where'd they get to anyway?" Gloria asked.
She spotted the titanic women hopping into a corvette with two blondes in knotted tops.
"Time for some fucking, bitches!" the green eyed blonde declared, cheering with the titans and her blue eyed friend as they drove off.
"Any other positives ah got out of this?" Gloria asked with a stern frown.
"We'll be drowning in boobies tomorrow..." drunk Tabbi giggled.
Gloria grabbed Tabbi and yelled "Ah'm 'bout to bust your fuckin' mou-!"
"Hold on!" Jojo said, "She has a point..."
"What'chu talkin' 'bout, Jojo?" Gloria asked.
"Think about it: all those people are chicks now, right?" Jojo asked.
"Uh-huh?" Gloria replied.
"So now they'll go home and turn people they know into chicks!" Jojo said as soon as the car doors were shut.
Gloria smiled a little bit, " Alright, this might be mah big break...."
She added, "Y'all still have to make mah money back, though."