"What do you think Kyle would want in exchange for the book?" asked Liz.
"He'd probably make us grovel and beg" replied Jen. "Maybe even suck his..."
"His dick?" asked Liz.
Jen was starting to sweat. "I forgot to mention that. Kyle made me ask him Transform or Dare so that he could get...a...a...massive dick." Jen licked her lips. "A massive dick that I haven't even seen yet. It's got to be the biggest dick of anyone at our school. And I haven't had it in me yet!"
"You want to have sex with Kyle?" Liz said with disgust. "I don't care if he has a massive dick; he IS a massive dick."
"This was probably his plan all along" realized Jen. "But you know what? At this point I don't care. And if we can get the book from him it will be completely worth it."
Liz sighed. "Can't we just break into his house or something?"
"I don't think you understand how much I need dick!"
Off they went to Kyle's house...