Chad decided the drop to the tile floor in Rick's bathroom would almost certainly be deadly at Chad's new pocket size. But there on a glass shelf over the sink was a cell phone. Probably, it was Rick's or Byron's, and it was probably locked with a PIN, but there was a chance Chad could crack it. He looked for a way to climb up. Bruno had left a half dozen bottles on the counter filled with various colored liquids. Chad shoved them along the counter beneath the shelf. They were different heights, he initially positioned them like stairs, but at 5 inches standing on the tallest bottle, he was unable to reach. He formed the taller bottles into a square, and struggled to lift a nearly empty bottle up to put on top of them. He staggered and stumbled, and he started to fall into the gap between the bottles, he dropped the one he was carrying, kicked two others as he grabbed on to the fourth. Five bottles and tiny Chad tumbled into the sink. He banged his head head on the porcelain. When he woke, he was covered with a thick rubbery orange goop, and shiny metallic blue material Different potions had mixed and now covered parts of his body. He was in agony. He wanted to wash it off. He tried climbing the sides, he tried standing on the overturned bottles, but they rolled, and he fell again. Now he had something dark red and sticky like gum on him too. One of the bottles appeared to contain clean liquid, and its lid had stayed on. Tiny Chad struggled to open it, perhaps that liquid would wash off these others. He was feeling uncomfortably warm where the orange goo was attached to his skin, and extremely cold where the blue covered him.
SPLASH, SLOSH, SPLASH, DRENCH.
The clear cool liquid exploded from its bottle drenching Chad in a slick feeling chemical. The burning and freezing seemed to abate a bit, but he was still feeling warmth in some places, cold in others, and - oh, the smell. It was like acetone? He felt heady, and tripped backwards over the sink stopper. He landed hard on his butt, and stared at the stopper. There was water down the drain. There was air in the sewers, Chad was a strong swimmer. If Nemo could do it, why couldn't Chad? He tried to stand up...