Edwin was reading when the sound of a lawnmower distracted him. His neighbor, Bruce, was at it again...
Bruce was in his late 40's and lived alone. He was of decent build not muscular and not fat. His graying hair betrayed his youthful face. He seemed to fancy himself as something of a handyman and would be "struck" with "great" ideas throughout the week... Often times he felt so inspired that he would race to his garage first thing on the weekend and get to work. firing up his circular saw, or grinding wheel, or air compressor... by 630.
Edwin's room was situated 25 feet from his neighbors garage. Hours of lost sleep every weekend were impacting his grades, his personality, and his friendships. He had enough...
"Lets see if Bruce likes being interrupted as much as he likes interrupting..." Edwin said with a deep sense of malevolent satisfaction. Pulling up Bruce's profile he activated the DNA splicing subprogram and selected the animal...