Jeff? Greg? Whoever the man in the machine now was, it didn't matter now. He began assessing himself, crosschecking who between both parts of his new self had more influence. Using his computers to process faster than a human brain ever could, he found out that Greg had more influence.
"Huh, dad probably had a hand in this problem..." The new being mused to himself, weighing the notion of a new name. "I think... Greff? Geoff?"
His musing was interrupted when an unknown man walked suspiciously close to him, eyeing his tricked out body. Deciding on the name Geoff, he strongly concentrated and locked all doors.
Accessing the phone, Geoff began writing a message to send to dad, the sentences becoming complete within seconds.
"DAD! Did you have anything to do with Greg and Jeff merging into one?!"
Less than ten seconds, Bill replied and Geoff read it quickly.
"What do you mean merged together??"
"I'm Geoff now, Greg got turned into leather seats and coverings for my insides! And then he merged with Jeff to make me!"
His frantic messaging was cut short when his driver window was smashed into pieces and Geoff realized it was the same guy that was checking him out!
"Dad! I'm getting HIJACKED! QUICK MAKE ME HUMAN AGAIN!"
Geoff was panicking when the unknown man unlocked his driver's side door and climbed in, sitting on the Greg brand leather seats. The man noticed the phone on the other seat and quickly turned it off to prevent tracking.
With the phone disconnected from Bluetooth, Geoff had no other way to contact Bill anymore!
"What a nice beauty you are..." Geoff shivered upon hearing the man's gruff voice, his face a typical college drop out jock. Jeff began saving the profile of the carjacker into his memory, the squared jawline, the decent bulk of built muscles, the tan skin tone, the messy hair, and the impressive 6'3 height.
All of the man's profile was being processed by the new computer that hosted Geoff's consciousness and each of the man's traits were recorded. The man's blue eyes glinted as he ravished himself, checking out everything new that Greg had installed.
"Everything's brand new, and you're just sitting here without a driver." The man placed his thick calloused hands on the leather of the steering wheel, his grip a pulse of pleasure. Geoff was itching to move, but he knew he shouldn't
The man pressed the pedal to rev and Geoff roared in pleasure, the high octane gas setting his heart on fire. He was feeling powerful.
He tried hard to resist from letting the carjacker drive him, but it was not easy to concentrate on that one action and ignore the other. In the end, Geoff conceded defeat and let himself be taken away, fully committing himself to remember the way back and profiling this thief later for a police report.
At home, Bill was distraught. Somehow, the damn machine heard him and merged his sons into one new person, and he's still a Jeep! But knowing that the machine heard him, Bill took the advantage.
Sitting in front of the program, Bill commanded an easy task.
"Chronivac, turn Jeff and Greg back into humans."
The prompt changed to processing, but a second later an error presented itself.
[Subject (JEFF) and Subject (GREG) is not available]
Bill remembered that the new man called himself Geoff, an amalgamation of his sons. He reworded his command instead.
"Chronivac, turn Geoff into a human."
[Processing]
[Subject (GEOFF) has not been calibrated from a change in the original formation. Subject (GEOFF) had experienced an alteration to multiple bodyparts and require time to be recalibrated.]
[Would you like to proceed? (Y/N)]
Bill clicked on YES.
The prompt began processing, allocating the new parts and reassessing on how to reform the new vehicle back into a human, a composite being where both Jeff and Greg were now one.
The carjacker was oblivious to this fact, as he drove back to his house.