Before Jack can say a word, you bolt up the stairs and out the door. You pass confused pedestrians, and one man yells out, "Minecraft is better, you slut!" (Not sure where he got the idea to call you a slut, but okay.) You continue running until you make it to a back alley where no one can see you. You begin reach for your phone, but the second you think about it it's already in your hand, but it's not your phone. It's from a brand you don't recognize, and the background is a plain blue, a far cry from your old Kyocindic Flare with some thick anime thigh- uh, "a funny meme" as the background, but whatever. There are a number of strange apps you don't recognize on the screen. Which do you open first?