"It can't be that bad," yelled Dina from on top of the table. "At least you're bigger than your token."
Ryan shrugged. "I guess I can't delay this forever. You'd be stuck like this if we stopped now, so I guess I'm going to have to roll the dice."
He rolled the dice and waited for it to stop. The dice read 5. He thought about where he wanted to move, and decided to head towards Mary's token.
"Now how do I choose which way to move?" he wondered. The token suddenly moved of its own accord.
Out loud, Ryan said, "Maybe you have to think which way you want the token to move to make it move."
Ryan's token moved 5 spaces and stopped. The display on the board changed.
"A witch materializes before you. 'Listen closely, Ryan,' she says. Do you
1 flee
2 fight
3 listen?"
"What does that mean?" said Ryan.
"I think you're supposed to touch the number on the board which you want to do," said Toby. "Although you might want to be careful. She'll probably turn you into a toad if you make the wrong choice."
"Don't say that!" said Mary angrily.
"Why not?" replied Toby. "Considering what this game is like, anything's possible."
Ryan considered. "I think I'd better do what she says," he decided, tapping the number 3 on the display.
The display changed again. "You decide to hear what the witch has to say.
'Ryan,' she says. 'Your kind is responsible for desecrating these beautiful woods. You intrude and vandalize, act like sluts and kill innocent animals. No more! I'll make an example of you, Ryan, like it or not.'
The witch raises her arms and points at you. Do you
1 flee
2 fight?"
"Shit," said Ryan.
"No point fighting a witch," said Dina unhelpfully.
Ryan decided to flee, and tapped the number 1.
"You decide to flee! You run from the witch.
'Scared, are we?' says the witch."
Nothing happened for a few seconds, then extra lines appeared on the display.
"The witch mutters indistinct words. A ball of light hits you and knocks you to the ground.
'Perhaps you'll enjoy this fate! Sex is all you people care about, that's all you'll get!'"
A card materialized in front of Ryan. Anxious, he turned it around.
"'CURSE: 'Sex head'. The cursee will lose all speed, agility, strength, and defense. The cursee will be unable to play any cards. The curse is unremovable until the cursee has sex with two other people at the beginning of their respective turns, and then can only be removed by a curse remover card.' Looks as if... I have to have sex? Isn't that a good thing for me?"
The curse began to take effect. Ryan looked down at his left hand and saw it shrinking. He watched in shock as his entire hand was sucked into his wrist.
"My god, what's happening to me?" he cried. His entire left arm was sucked into his chest and the same began to happen to his right.
Everyone stared at Ryan as his legs disappeared in the same manner. "At least I can still break the curse," said Ryan, noticing that his manhood was still there. His chest and stomach squashed into each other until his waist was right below his chin.
The changes finished as his hips pressed in.
"I can't move - " said Ryan. "What do I look like?" Lissi took out a hand mirror she had kept with her.
Ryan whistled in shock when he saw his reflection. His head was completely intact, but where his neck should be was his penis. "I'm just a head and a dick!" he said, amazed.
"You know, that's absolutely disgusting," said Lissi, turning away. "Although..." she said, smiling. "...you'll need my help breaking the curse. Which you want to do, right?"
"Yes," said Ryan apprehensively.
"This could be fun," said Lissi. "This could be a lot of fun."
Bob, remembering it was his turn, reached for the dice.