You were not at all ready for the next candy bar--the first one left you reeling, still trembling as you stayed slumped back on the couch as the movie's opening credits rolled. Who even makes opening credits anymore? You wave a hand dismissively, trying not to look too out of it while she just rolls her eyes at your poor, dazed self, her delightful smirk piercing your half-lidded vision beyond your own--her!!--plush, wobbling cheeks.
"Alright, alright," she concedes, slouching back, taking a swig of her own beer and patting you on the right cheek, even her touch there feeling heavenly against your soft, plush skin. "At least drink some beer with me--you wanted to get drunk tonight." You wince, a slight motion that still makes your asscheeks wobble. You DID want to get drunk tonight... you just hadn't envisioned it going like this.
Still, she's not scrutinizing you that badly right now, starting to pay attention to the movie. She is cuddling you, though, an arm wrapped around you, head leaning against the side of your cheeks. You suppose they are pretty pillowy. Tentatively, you reach out, grasping the beer in your good hand while the arm not wrapped around you clasps around your foot-hand's toes, holding you in a strange, comfortable embrace. You feel ... relaxed, as you lift the bottle of booze to your 'head', wedging it between your cheeks and pouring it down your--
That's NOT the right hole.
You feel drunk almost immediately as booze pours down your quivering asshole, too far into drinking to pull away. Your girlfriend glances at your chugging, but doesn't comment, so this is clearly 'normal'... but in your shock, you just hold the bottle there, staring ahead, even shaking the last of the drops out as you pull it away, suddenly aware of the fact that you ass-chugged an entire bottle.
You're not doing that bad, though. You feel a little tipsy, sure, but surely...--!?
You snap to awareness, wriggling in whatever way you can as you sit splayed across the couch, 'head' pounding... ugh-- you really screwed up last night. After a long pause, you suddenly snap to sobriety as you remember what happened last night, reliving it in your mind...