"Good morning, sleepybutts," your girlfriend yawns, scooping you up in her arms and kissing all four of your cheeks. You wobble helplessly, holes and sex-parts flexing, before you feel your cheeks part, and feel a kiss against one of your assholes, a tremor of pleasure running down your 'spine'... or what's left of it. Slowly returning to awareness, you come the slow but... sudden realization about your body, to the tune of dawning, horrible horror.
You're nothing but a pair of asses stuck together.
You remember getting really, REALLY horny last night from all the ass-chugging. You and your girlfriend did so much freaky stuff involving your new head, that, in not too long, she was passed out, and you were drunkenly stumbling back into your bedroom to find those beautiful, she-hulk shorts that got you into this beautiful mess. You remember slipping them up your legs... and pulling up, and up, and up as your body shifted and reshaped to match them--stretching them further as they never seemed to meet much resistance, swallowing your legs, your torso, your neck.......
Staring up at your girlfriend with helpless, embarrassed eyes as she coddles you in her arms while she wanders off to pour herself some morning coffee, it occurs to you that this is your new, humiliating reality. Just a pair of feminine booties and holes... somehow constituting a lover in her mind, an equal to her, despite how much you're... not.
She drops you on the table, and it doesn't hurt any because your body is entirely booty-cushion, now. She sips from her coffee, a bit of light returning to her eyes as she adores you, stroking over your cheeks, smiling down at you as she checks the news on her phone...
This-- This is a bit much.