"ok, calm down. She still gave me a way out of this. But breath!"
James heard the zookeeper try to usher his human body away. "Hhhaaww!!" He tried saying "stop!" But it was use! His unpliable donkey lips, tongue, mouth, teeth, and most important of all, vocal chords would not allow it!
He saw his body drop down to his knees, then his belly! What was he doing!?
"Sir. Young man. You'll have to get up," said the zoo keeper. The body just looked at him stupidly. Confused as to what was going on.
"I'm going to have to call the guards."
"Hheee hhaaww!! Hheee hhaaww!!" James just could not speak! How was he supoosed to convince anyone about his condition if he couldn't even talk?
"Yes, security, I'm at the donkey pen. I have an uncooperative guest here. Could you please come and collect him?"
"Hheee hhaaww hhhee Hhhaaww hhheeee hhaaww!!" Said James, more despraretly.
Security came walking swiftly over to his prone human body. They stood around talking for a while. Trying to get him to move. But he refused to move.
Meanwhile, James was thinking of trying to write something with his legs. But what? And how? The floor of his cell was made of concrete. He tried getting their attention, but his braying like the jackass he was, was uselessly unintelligible.
Eventually, the two security guards gripped his body by the shoulders, and started hauling him away!
"Waaaiiitt!!" HHHHAAAWWWW!"
"Dammit! What do I do!?"
He began to panic. Bucking his back legs, and generally making a hell of a racket. He wanted someone's attention!
"Hhhee Hhhaaww hhhee Hhhaaww hhhee Hhhaaww HHHEEEHHHAAWWW!!" He would only repeat himself over and over. Only ever to make that annoying sound only donkeys can make!
James got someone's attention, alright. The head zookeeper's. He was the only one authorized to tranquilize an unruly animal. And that's just what he did.
James felt the little needle go into his back side. "Wha??" Hhhaaww?"
His vision started getting blurrier, if that wAs even possible. Things began to spin.
"Uh oh. I...I...I....can't go....to....sleep..." The world spun as he blacked out.