TJ half listened to his parents make small talk about about his day as he ate his dinner.
He was thinking about being a monster, and of how cool it would be.
It was then he noticed Something strange was happening to his dad; he was turning into a monster.
It turns out THAT BEFORE TJ FOUND OUT ABOUT the MONSTER TF site; his dad had checked it out at work, AND he couldn't resist turning himself into a monster he designed himself.
TJ and Rose stared in shock as Doug began transforming.
his hair fell out, minus his beard, which turned green. His eyebrows went away too, and he cast his glasses aside, as he could somehow see better without them.
his fingers and arms became long ticklish tentacles, growing from the arm right up to the armpit.
His clothes seemed to fade out of existence, leaving him stark naked.
Doug looked down at his bare feet, and saw that his feet had 3 toes, just like the picture on the internet!
like in the transformation scene from "An American Werewolf in London", his feet grew bigger.
His eyes moved into the style of a Biclops, and became snakelike. 10 Small black beady eyes appeared on his head.
he grew 2 extra pairs of ears.
He gained 11 bellybuttons and gained 10 nipples.
His penis slurped right into his body, vanishing out of existence.
lastly, but not leastly, his skin turned bright blue, just like the picture on the internet!
"Honey?!" Rose said, upon seeing the monster that was her husband. "What happened to you?!"
"Well," Doug said sheepishly, "The website I was talking about last night...it’s not a photo editing site. It actually changes you into the monster you design! I checked it out at work, AND i couldn't resist turning myself into a monster i designed myself."
"What website?!" Rose said, flabbergasted.
"MonsterMe.com." Doug said.
“Are you kidding me?” exclaimed Rose. “You willingly did this to yourself?!”
“Yeah, I did. I thought it’d be fun.” Doug said.
Then suddenly, he said, "Ring-a-paloopa Bing bong Walla Walla wopalooza yada yada nanu nanu nanu!!!"
Then, he started to feel rather horny.