A young woman of her twenties enters the strange store. Her name is Eris. She wants to surprise her newlywed husband Kyle with something fun to use in the bedroom. She browses the store until her eye is caught by the magic dildo section. She gets a clever idea, "why not give him a good time? I'll show him what it's like to be a woman." she thinks to herself.
Walking through the aisle, nothing seems too interesting until she goes to the next aisle of animal dildos. Little does she know that these are "real" enchanted animal penises. In fact, Eris ignored the warning sign in the aisle concerning the permanent and gender-alternating effects they carried.
Eris loves animals and can't wait to force her husband into submission with one of these big sticks of meat.