Eris notices a rather large dildo with a strange design. She reads the label, "A dragon dildo? Wow. Well, we are into fantasy stuff, so why not?" She grabs it from the shelf with both hands. Startling to Eris, the dragon dildo is warm to the touch. It must be at least 14 inches long; she can barely fit one hand around it! Excited about her plans for tonight, she hastily runs to the front counter.
"I'm ready to check out." she says, with a smile on her face.
The clerk turns around from his computer to see the happy woman with a 14-inch stick of dragon meat. "Wow." He reacts, "you're sure you want this?" He asks while gesturing to the living dildo.
"Yes, I know what I want." She says firmly, handing him the credit card.
"Are you absolutely sure? Have you read the instr-" The clerk's caution is overruled by Eris's voice, "Yes! Yes! I gotta get home, so please hurry." She tries to be nice while being aggressive at the same time.
"Alright then," he smiles back and swipes her card.