"Ok, so um... along came a princess" the little girl decided after a while "a beautiful princess named Penelope"
"With massive boobs" her brother interjected boisterously.
"Ssh! Don't ruin the story!" The girls voice complained from up above.
Then, to James' amazement a beautiful, regally dressed blonde woman with a noticeably large and firm pair of breasts that were almost bursting out of her corset came walking in his direction.
"Um, some clothes please!" James requested urgently which only resulted in giggling from the skies above. James kept his hands as stategically placed as possible as he braced himself for an extremely awkward encounter.
"Oh hello there!" The woman greeted James cordially as she approached "I'm Princess Penelope. Who might you be?"
"Um, I'm James ....er, your Highness. Pleased to meet you!"
"If you don't mind me asking James, what happened to your clothes?" The Princess asked perplexed.
"I well, um..." James began before suddenly, involuntarily blurting out "I just love being naked!"
Great, so these brats could put words in his mouth.
"Oh, I see" the Princess seemed unsure of what to make of James but intrigued enough to continue the conversation "Look, I know we are complete strangers but I've become lost and need to find my way back to the castle. Would you keep me company"
"Well I....yes of course your majesty" James replied, not entirely sure if him or the children had made that decision.
As the pair walked together through the picturesque meadow James heard the dreaded voice of the narrator deciding his fate above him.
"So Princess Penelope walked on together until they walked into the path of...."