Everything unfreezed and James clutched his belly in pain. To the naked young man the bump between chapters had felt like he had been split in two and he was technically right. There were now multiple versions of the unfortunate nude man living different misadventures in this multiple-choice storybook. Of course, only the person currently reading the book and going back and forth through the different paths could be aware of this fact, so the poor man kept thinking he was the true and only James existing inside this cursed book. What a fool.
James could hear the talking hare laughing maniacally. “I did it! I did it! I casted a spell without it backfiring on me for once! Hurray! Just like a grown-up!” Johnny jumped in joy. “Did you see it? Of course you saw it! I did it myself!”
“What a sore winner.” James muttered. The hare kept boasting about his luck in a very annoying manner, but the nudist was just glad he was in one piece. When the hare’s eyes had began glowing and the mist of green fire had surrounded them James was fearing being reduced to a pile of burning ashes. James looked down at his body, still completely naked but without a single scratch. “Phew, we’re lucky it was just a light show, right, Princess?” James said at the discarded royal dress burning with green fire.
“What the hell?! Princess?!” James ran over the pile of royal clothing. He noticed a small bump trying to get out of the burning dress.
“You shrunk her?!” James cried out at the hare.
“Of course I didn’t shrunk her! That would be heartless!” The hare responded, undignified at the harsh accusation. “I turned her into a frog!” He smiled.
“Oh, shit! I should’ve guessed!” James lamented being trapped in this fairytale-like world. That Princess was very beautiful but now she had been cursed with an ugly form. Damned fairy-tale logic! “Her dress is burning because of your magic flames!” James tried to reach out to rescue the small critter trapped inside the dress but the green flames were burning proudly, devouring everything that they touched.
“Make them stop!” James pleaded to the hare. “Don’t let her die!”
Johnny looked at the naked man. Then at the burning flames. Then at the naked man again. “Promise you’ll play with me in exchange?”
“I promise!” James answered without a hint of doubt in his voice.
“Haha, what a shucker. I wasn’t going to let her die either way. I’m not a villain.” The hare said happily.
“Fuck...” James realized he had been tricked. “... Sure whatever but do it fast! We haven’t got any more time!”
The formally-dressed hare approached the flames, closed his small eyes and put on a face of pure concentration. “Oh, element of water... Deep lakes, wide oceans... Come into me! Flow through me!” The hare chanted.
James swallowed hard. If Johnny’s magic didn’t help them, the Princess would... He didn’t even want to think about it.
The hare posed dramatically and...
...
...
...A steady flow of liquid extinguished the flames!
“Hurray! I’m on a roll today!” The hare celebrated.
James squeezed the hare’s long ears. “You piece of shit! That wasn’t magic, you just peed on the flames! I could’ve done that myself”
“Owie! Owie! Owie!” The hare twisted in pain, droplets of piss still dripping from his huge humanoid cock. “But your weewee is so small I doubt it could whiz as beautifully!” James squeezed harder. “Owie! Owie! Owie...!”
James and the hare got so busy arguing about cock sizes that they almost forgot about the transformed Princess. James searched the pile of burnt clothes stinking of hare piss. What a waste of a royal dress... It could’ve been be embarrassing but something to protect from the cold when the night came would’ve been nice. Looks like James was going to be nude for even longer.
The hare hadn’t lied. James found something green and slimy inside the dress and when he took it out he found himself face to face with a frog’s asshole.
Johnny grimaced. “Ew, why are you holding her from behind? Are you some sort of pervert?... Speaking of which, you’re the first human I ever see without a single piece of clothing prancing around...”
“I’m not a pervert!” James protested. “This is just the way she came out...”
“You made her cum through behind!” Johnny innocently pointed out, unaware of the double entendre. “You’re something else!”
James sighed. He flipped the frog on his hands around and found himself face to face with a frog’s asshole. Johnny grimaced. “Ew, why are you holding her from behind? Are you some sort of pervert?”
“I’m experiencing a strange sense of déjŕ vu.” James said. He flipped the frog around. Again. And once again, a pair of smelly buttcheeks greeted his sight. “...What the hell is... *this*...?” The naked man was perplexed.
The hare looked at the strange creature James was holding. “Haha, it has two butts! One on each side!”
The Princess farted through his front set of buttocks. Or were they the other way around? The frog’s front and back were identical to each other! James placed the smelly frog soaked in hare piss on the ground and the Princess’ four rear legs walked in circles, tripping repeatedly. Even she wasn’t sure which way was forward. The frog began farting through both ends in confusion and despair.
“I... why... what...?!” James saw the weird frog fart through one end and then from the other. It was such a constant and symmetrical rhythm if it was almost hypnotic to hear. “What the hell! What sort of frog is this?!”
“Don’t ask me!” The hare replied. “I wanted to transform her into a buttfrog, but it doesn’t look at all like the one on my picture book!”
James’ mouth hung open. “You illiterate bastard... They’re called bullfrogs! You turned her into...*this* just because you can’t read properly!”
“Oh... Oh! OH!” Johnny’s face lit up. “That may be it!”
The frog’s both butts looked around in confusion. A fly got drawn to it by its scent. A real frog would’ve used his tongue to eat the insect but this pathetic, eternally gassy “buttfrog” had no way to defend itself.
“Don’t just stand there and fix her!” James pleaded.
A pair of male frogs from a nearby pond heard the weird double-ended frog’s mating farts from ajar. They saw the Princess from a hiding place and one of them elbowed the other. “Hey, look,” the frog seemed to say with his stare. “That frog has... TWO butts! We could make threesomes with that whore in heat without having to discuss who gets the juicy asshole!” The other frog laughed, as if replying: “And it doesn’t look like the thing can say no, either!”
The very horny frogs ribbited and smiled. They decided to not lose sight of the strange human nudist and the hare who stood in the way to the ultimate frog of anal sex...
“Please, don’t make the face!” James told the hare, feeling bad for the butt-faced creature. “Tell me you can fix her!”
“Well... Actually...” Johnny looked hesitant to finish the sentence. Oh wait, it wasn’t that he was hesitant, it was just that the chapter was nearing its end once again...
James shrieked. “Oh, fuck! Always at the worst possible moment...!”