Mike decides to skip going back to campus for a while, choosing instead to stick around the city and hit a strip club. Fortunately for him, they're pretty much always open, so he strolls on down to the Diamond of Aces VIP Club and pays way too much to get in. He then pays way too much for a Jack and coke, and then pays too much for a lap dance. (He makes a mental note to start transforming errant papers into hard cash when has his next private moment.) Mike’s hostess, a young lady who calls herself Kendra (undoubtedly his real name), leads him to the back as he follows behind her and watches her long, brown-with-blonde-highlights hair sway as she walks. She's got a nice, tight ass too. This should be fun.
The two of them go to a booth in the back and Kendra gets down to business. She starts off fully dressed, but after dancing seductively in front of him for a minute or two she takes off her top and throws it in his face. He smiles, but he’s still thinking of the gun. In fact, he had initially planned on getting his money's worth by waiting to shrink her until after she had finished a full lap dance, but then he wonders whether he might attract more suspicion if he shrinks her right when she's supposed to be returning.
So instead, he decides there's no better time than the present. Making sure to be quick, he waits until Kendra shuts her eyes for a second, at which point he takes out the gun and fires. She sees him and screams, probably thinking it’s a real gun, but by the time that happens she's already an inch tall. Mike plucks her up off the ground and puts her in his pocket. He then strides out of his booth in the back confidently, as if he was walking to the bathroom or something. He eyes the door, and he knows it's probably the best idea to get out of there, but still, he wonders. He could shrink some of the other strippers there too for even more fun. Better still, he could use the transformation gun to turn himself into something new. He wouldn't mind being a stripper pole or a dancer's panties for a while.
He pauses by the front door as a really hot redhead lights it up on stage. Maybe he should stick around for a while.