Mike decides there’s no point in looking a gift horse in the mouth. He’s got a hot stripper shrunken down far enough that she could fit in his pocket, and that's enough for him tonight. If he wants more chicks, thanks to this fabulous transformation gun, there will always be plenty of ways to get them. Mike is sure someone at the strip club will notice that she's vanished, and they’ve probably got surveillance video of him entering and leaving the room with her, if not outright showing him shrinking her. Hopefully this doesn't become a thing. He stops to wonder whether he paid for anything with a credit card there. No, no he didn't. Well, he’s got the gun. Whatever happens, he can cross that bridge when he comes to it.
He can feel Kendra struggling around in his pocket on the way back home, and when he finally finds a seat on the train, he has to hold his pocket shut with his hand. It's sort of a pain to do this without seeming obvious, but he’s grinning the whole time (which doesn't make him look any less suspicious, but whatever). By the time he finally gets home, he can't wait to play with his new toy.
Mike walks back into his dorm room, ignoring his bitchy roommate Megan as you walk by. But then he pauses. Maybe he could use mind control to make her play with the tiny stripper for a while.
Mike goes into his room to come up with a plan.