"Hello everyone, and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." Said Sarah, starting the latest Episode.
"Today, we'll be looking at some of the strangest things to ever come to Animalia, whether it's unusual persons, unusual events, or just unusual in general." said Sarah.
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"First we've got Brawn on today's show to talk about the newest, adopted, member of their family." said Sarah, as Brawn took his place on the couch.
"So who is Daisy, and why is she part of Project Phoenix?" asked Sarah, who had just pulled up her file and was looking it over.
"It's no secret that, at one point in history, lobotomies were considered some kind of miracle procedure to cure mental illness." said Brawn, who had read up on the procedure before the interview, "And Daisy was one of those who were unlucky enough to get one, but was also lucky enough to escape the 'life sentence as a vegetable'."
"So how is she now?" asked Sarah, shuddering slightly.
"While she's now a fully functioning member of Animalia, she's still a little estúpida due to her bovine mentality filling in the damaged parts of her mind," answered Brawn, "But the end result is the adorable kind of estúpida."
"Hi, dad." said Daisy, coming in a little earlier than she should have since she was part of this interview. But the moment when she sat down on the couch, she flashed the camera in an attempt to air out her torso, not really helped by the fact that she was now a dairy cow Animalian. Fortunately, there was a red obscuring bar to prevent any indecent exposure with the word NOPE! on it, followed by a "nope" sound effect, which made it both funny and disappointing (to certain people on the comments).
During the interview, Daisy managed to show that she indeed was the adorable kind of stupid. One moment was where she got a good sniff of the fresh flowers designed to represent the coming of spring, before taking a nibble of one of them. What was also "cute" was the fact that Daisy had the habit of drawing out her long vowels in a way similar to mooing. Brawn was making it clear that as long as she remembers to take her medication she can function in society.
But probably the funniest thing was one of the questions that Malice asked about her past.
"Do you remember what your mother did?" she had asked.
"Not toooooo well..." said Daisy, "I remember her working in a flooower shop. I think she was a... flower doctor lady..."
"You mean a botanist?" asked Sarah, as a lot of comments poured in on how funny it was.
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Jen-Jen was on the way to interview another exchange student at WSA while she was reviewing the file and recording her review.
"Apparently due to the bushfires in Australia, Albert was severely burned." she read, "He was uplifted in Northland, but was transferred to WSA while they deal with the bushfires. We also learned that the Animalians in Australia did a surprisingly good job of protecting both colonies from the fires, but there was still some casualties."
When she entered the auditorium, both she and the viewers began hearing what was apparently a four piece band doing some practice. But when she got to the stage, it was revealed that it was just a single bird making all of those sounds, and revealing that Albert was a lyrebird. Of course, while the uplifting did save his life and heal his burns, it didn't cause his burned feathers to grow back. And while his feathers were growing back, the overall effect made him look somewhat like a plucked chicken.
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There were also some funny clips of failed attempts of showing off in front of potential bondmates. While most of them were about people with more lust than brains, there were one or two that just might have worked.
One such clip was where someone was doing backflips alongside a moving bicycle without anyone riding it. The intent was to do some backflips alongside the bike, then backflip onto the bike, and finally ride off on it. But unfortunately the timing was a tad off, resulting in the person landing on the handlebars instead of the bicycle seat. The comments that followed were mainly along the lines of 'if he had pulled it off, it would have been really cool.'
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"... And that's all the time we have for today's episode," said Sarah, after some more interviews and 'stupid cupid' clips, "See you all next time in the Wilds of Animalia."