A little after midnight, Mike slips out of his dorm and head down the street. He walks for about ten minutes, but he doesn’t mind the journey: everyone knows that Alpha Chi Omega has the hottest chicks on campus. If Mike wants to shrink women, this is the best bet.
He arrives at the front door, with no one around, and he’s not immediately sure what to do. He figures he'll probably wind up shrinking himself or something to get into the house, but he doesn't want to do that while the girls are still up. So he sneaks over behind a set of bushes and waits. Unfortunately, there seem to be a few lights still on. If Mike knows Alpha Chi girls, they are not studying, but whatever's going on, he doesn't want them still awake when he barges in. Again, the plan makes staying patient easy: having a couple Alpha Chis to play around with will be well worth the while.
Around 2am, the last lights go out, and Mike starts to walk back towards the house. By then, though, he’s come up with a lot of different ideas. Sure, shrinking a few sorority hotties would be fun, but wouldn't it be more fun to hang around with all of them at once? He could shrink himself inside the house and be able to see all of them going about their daily lives without any idea that he’s there. But then Mike also starts to have bigger thoughts: instead of shrinking a couple girls inside, why not shrink the whole sorority house? He could then pick it up and carry it back to his dorm room. And how would anyone be the wiser?