“Ok, so now we’ve decided on an inanimate object, we just need to choose what,” Sarah played with her breasts absent mindedly. There’s so much to choose from. This can turn you into absolutely anything. Go on, you choose. What do you fancy?"
"I've no idea," I said. This wasn't true. I already had several ideas and was just trying to work out which one was best.
"Well look, do you want to be something mundane, like an ornament, useful, like, I don't know, a vacuum cleaner for example, clothing...you know...my knickers, or my bra?" Sarah pulled her top down to expose her bra slightly. "Or maybe you'd prefer something more...sexual? I'll tell you what, I’ll leave the room and come back in 5 minutes and you can surprise me.”
Sarah left the room. I thought about this for a minute before I started typing. I had chosen to become...