I paused. I deleted what I'd written. I just wasn't sure about any of this.
"Ok, let me have a go," Sarah pushed me out of the way as she came back into the room and saw I was still sat with a blank screen in front of me. She typed quickly and before I could see what she was proposing she pressed enter. Moments before the screen refreshed I saw the word "Condom."
There was a flash and I felt my body go limp and flexible. I felt hollow and streched out. Almost empty. Then I felt myself roll up. Finally all light and vision was blotted out as I felt some packaging develop around the outside of me. I dropped to the floor.
"Wow, it worked," Sarah giggled as she picked me up. I programmed it so that you would remain as a condom until 48 hours after you have been used...so it looks like I'm going to have to have some sex. Although..." Sarah dropped me into a box filled with condoms, "I've no idea which one in there you are, so as to when you will be used is pot luck."