Looking outside, you spot a random pair of skate shoes that have hanging on the telephone wire by their laces outside for....you couldn't guess how long.
You go to to your garage and grab a swimming pool net skimmer. It extends really long. A good 12 feet. It doesn't take you long to knock those shoes off the wire. You grab them, and go inside.
Examining these shoes, they're obviously a bit shabby. Looks like they belonged to some kid. Well, at least this is a bit adventurous, you think.
You grab the socks, and put them on. Then you grab the shoes, and place them on as well. They smell a little bit, probably for being out in the weather got while. And you immediately feel the changes begin.